Tuesday, March 13, 2007

“I Be Concubining”

This one is so awful it needs no comment.

Ricky Lackey was before a judge in Cincinnati for theft. The case was settled. In the course of the trial, though, the judge was unsettled. The judge asked Lackey, who is 25, if he had any children. This amazing dialogue ensued:

Lackey: "None, but I have six on the way."
Judge [puzzled]: "Are you marrying a woman with six children?"
Lackey: "No,I be concubining."

Six different women are expecting Lackey’s children in the summer and fall.

Lackey, who was in court for stealing about $3,000 by defrauding a bank, claims that he is a record producer who is about to sign a multimillion-dollar deal.

As Lackey left the courtroom, a group of teenage girls, there for a different case, spotted him. One of them swooned “Oh, there’s Ricky Lackey!”

Lackey, eyeing the likely mother of his nth child, said “Fans.”


Russell Smith said...

Arrrgh -- I saw this in the paper this weekend. Can someone please give me a ticket to Gilligan's Island, I want off this continent (but wait -- maybe the professor was concubining with Ginger and Mary Ann -- Sheesh)

Mark Smith said...

Now, you don't really want to start the whole Ginger or MaryAnn controversy, do you?

Anonymous said...

The funniest thing is that this guy has "fans" and is suposedly well-known, but the only thing that comes up when you Google his name is this stupid story. heh